Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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