Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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