That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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