do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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