so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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