So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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