May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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