Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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