I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
