who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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