We won't sleep together?
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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