think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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