yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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