i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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