It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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