That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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