He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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