why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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