North Korea, Best Korea!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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