if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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