I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
