Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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