yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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