I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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