so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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