I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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