none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I have aggressive nipples.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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