I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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