Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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