What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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