ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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