Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i just had sex bonerless
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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