TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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