have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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