I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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