Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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