i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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