A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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