why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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