I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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