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I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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