Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
