All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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