I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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