I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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