do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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