Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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