Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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