It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was confusing and full of hummus
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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