I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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