problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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