About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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