I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so let's talk penis.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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