He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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