i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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