That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
PS: I just woke up from my shower
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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