i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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