you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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