I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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