READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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